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YAY! More Bollywood!!!

nobody@vox.com(DKN) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:28:26 -0700

I got my wish! After I saw a Bollywood routine on last week's So You Think You Can Dance I knew that a group routine must be soon to follow and they did it last night!

Yay!!

Brown Suga - Does this one get your stamp of approval, too?

Bollywood

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OMGBOLLYWOOD!!1!!!11!

nobody@vox.com(DKN) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:34:05 -0700

Finally So You Think You Can Dance took at step up in the world and brought some Indian dance to the show! YAY!!!!

(Lets see if it gets a stamp of approval from Ms. BrownSuga)

Joshua and Katee

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Receptionist Theater: The Fart

nobody@vox.com(DKN) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:35:34 -0700

Setting: The reception area of Dora's midtown office.

Dora types away busily as she answers calls. She hears the familiar *ding* of the elevator and looks up as a pleasant looking, middle-aged woman approaches her desk. Dora stops to greet her...

Dora: Hi! Can I help you?
Gladys: Sure. I called a little while ago, I'm Gladys*, here to see Rob Guilford*
Dora: Right. *dials* Rob, Gladys is here for you, should I send her on up to 9? *waits for affirmative* Ok, you can go on up. Just take the elevator to the 9th floor and he'll meet you at the doors.
Gladys: *shuffles through her purse and then smiles at Dora* OK, thank you.

She turns and walks to the elevator to wait. Dora goes back to typing and answering phones...there is a lull in the ringing which Dora is grateful for until she hears an unmistakable low-pitched fart noise coming from the lobby. The sound reverberated loudly and robustly, practically echoing off the marble floors and was punctuated by a smaller fart noise, more of the trying-to-clamp-it-off variety. Dora didn't so much as flinch as she A. mentally patted herself on the back for becoming so good at ignoring farts and B. prayed to sweet Jeebus that no one around the corner heard it and assumed it was her. Dora continued typing, her eyes stayed glued to the monitor. The elevator *dinged* once more and Gladys disappeared, likely mortified.

*names have been changed to protect the innocent

Funny-pictures-cat-blames-it-on-the-dog

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HAD to do something with this one...

nobody@vox.com(DKN) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:46:09 -0700

Dewdlol

*disclaimer* No kittehs were harmed during the creation of this lolcat.

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Brilliance

nobody@vox.com(DKN) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:36:22 -0700

One minute and 40 seconds of complete and total brilliance.

Katee & Joshua take on a Mia Michaels routine.

So you think you can dance 7/2/08

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Shame on me for not putting a couple of my favorite Kids In The Hall bits on here today!!

nobody@vox.com(DKN) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:54:09 -0700

The Chicken Lady Goes to a Strip Club.

Buddy

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Blame Canada!!

nobody@vox.com(DKN) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:48:18 -0700

I had always heard about this performance but somehow I missed it at the time...I don't always make the effort to watch the Oscars. My mom called me choking from laughter when it was over, I remember that much.

So to poke a little nonsensical, beyond ironic fun in honor of Canada Day, without further ado, I present for you Robin Williams performing "Blame Canada" from The South Park Movie at the 2000 Academy Awards...

Blame Canada

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Vox Hunt: Oh Canada!

nobody@vox.com(DKN) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:11:08 -0700

In honor of Canada Day, show us your favorite Canadian(s).

The Kids in the Hall

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LOLhippo

nobody@vox.com(DKN) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:50:09 -0700

I couldn't resist this one. I submitted, we'll see...

Hippo birfday

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OK, I'm not nearly as cranky today as I thought.

nobody@vox.com(DKN) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:52:08 -0700

Bad Day at the Office

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